I woke up today, or rather, I was woken up.
I was in the middle of a dream where a bunch of punk mexicans were flipping off me and my dad.
A fat one smacked my dad with a ukelele (lol) and I went ballistic. I punched and kicked at him, and it turns out, I kicked real hard in real life too.
The shock was enough to wake me up. I couldn't get back to sleep either.